I thought you were late, but when you saw your tits you didn't want your whores?

Blew the guy's mind on the first day of self-isolation, but at least she sucked

I don't have to cook for you, but I do give you on a schedule

Every time I pick up a T-shirt, all the issues resolve themselves

Giving it to my pussy to keep quiet about my masturbation is genius

Almost blew me off on the first date, but the situation was saved by sex

Didn't let me play The Witcher — took the keyboard and sat on top of it

Gave an old iPhone as a Christmas present and had to suck it up like a new one